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Post by Jesus. on Sept 29, 2007 14:25:01 GMT -5
THIS TOWN
COME HANGOUT WITH US TONIGHT
ITS GONNA GET INSANE
if you want details call me
cus im not about to post it here so we can get a bunch of scenester tough guy wanna be faggots
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Post by Southside Arturo on Sept 30, 2007 17:21:34 GMT -5
and i was barely getting to like you fags
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Post by Aleksksks on Oct 1, 2007 15:58:43 GMT -5
you'll be back
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Post by GEORGE HOOD on Oct 1, 2007 16:04:02 GMT -5
that's what i said. cachito is too weird for austin. plus "peter's answers" said cachito will die of an overdose in laredo so....i know he will be back.  |
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Post by Aleksksks on Oct 1, 2007 16:07:42 GMT -5
haha
I have to admit though, I'm jealous as hell. I've been trying to leave for a year and a half now!
(although this time it's definite. I'll only be here for another 8 weeks then I'm gone for good.)
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Post by GEORGE HOOD on Oct 1, 2007 16:13:45 GMT -5
yea but cachito has wuwi characteristics......which makes things even funnier.
"yea guey, im gonna leave to canada and im gonna get 500 dollars from this dude that owes me money plus by the time i donate plasma tomorrow i will be getting 200 bucks more plus the money my grandma is gonna give me, so with.....this and.......the money from my camarada.......and the money from the shit i sold...........yea guey i'll have like about 5 thousand dollars by tomorrow" - wuwi
another one,
eh wuwi i thought you had a ferrari guey?
"oh yea guey, but it's in a warehouse in dallas, i just gotta go pick it up but..nah fuck that guey" - wuwi
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Post by Southside Arturo on Oct 1, 2007 19:45:12 GMT -5
that's better than DAMIAN, "nah dude i was at the zona...and this guy jumped out at me with a knife........so i shot him with my gun."
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Post by GEORGE HOOD on Oct 2, 2007 13:48:16 GMT -5
or the time damien said...he broke somebody's arm because they were talking bad about underboss!! haha no mames!
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Post by xMaurox on Oct 2, 2007 19:40:47 GMT -5
hahahaha, this thread brings the laughs
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Post by GEORGE HOOD on Oct 2, 2007 21:16:47 GMT -5
i got another one for ya,
how about the time when wuwi said that his dog "shadow" did a line of coke and started staring at the wall for an hour.
or
the time wuwi said that his dad took a picture of him and weird enough, "shadow" came out in the background of the picture catching a bird in his mouth in mid air!!!
"dude, like i have the picture but i gotta find it" - wuwi
LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF CAPTURING A PICTURE LIKE THIS WHILE YOUR DOG IS IN THE BACK WITH A BIRD IN ITS MOUTH IN MID AIR! WTF?
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Post by Aleksksks on Oct 2, 2007 22:41:18 GMT -5
ok, I got a real life story (not something exaggerated)... and it involves a couple of funny characters.
sometime in like 2002 or so, we were all hanging out outside of Sal's after a show, and two cholos came up to us and were apparently running away from the cops or something. They told us for one of us to gave them our t-shirt so they could change their disguise or something... and we all just stood their... then Regurgitate took off his Morbid Angel shirt and the cholo gave him his white XXL shirt in return... then the cholo starts running around the corner, by the big log everyone used to sit on, and Regurgitate realized that he wasnt gonna get his shirt back, so he chases them yelling "Hey, give me my shirt back!"
haha, at that point, the cholos return and threaten Regurgitate, and Wuwi steps in and taunts them. One of the cholos picked up some cinder blocks, and hurls them in the air towards Wuwi, and Wuwi seriously just smashed through them with his fists... seriously the greatest thing I have ever seen. So while theyre hurling bricks, they kinda started backing off...
thats when Adam Puckett tells everyone (and there were like 10 of us just standing there, watching)... he says in typical Puckett fashion "hey... hey... hey... how about... how about we all just runn... and charge at them all together"
haha
then he counted it down... one... two... three...
and for some gay reason, we all yelled CHAAAARGE, and dashed towards the cholos like some kinda of Roman Army, hahahaha... the cholos freaked out and ran away..
and Regurgitate never got his shirt back. hahahahaha
that is the best memory that I have of old Sals.
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Post by GEORGE HOOD on Oct 3, 2007 1:22:52 GMT -5
chinga you beat me to it!!!!
wuwi was telling us that story tambien, but the only thing different was that the dudes were upstairs in the sal's balcony thing and they were throwing bricks to wuwi and that he was breaking them one by one as they were throwing them to wuwi. haha
here's another one,
i think i already told you this one but that "ACCORDING TO WUWI"
he was at a circle k and that he saw this dude with glasses that he didn't like and approached him, so the dude got all scared and later told wuwi....
"hey man, c'mon.....you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses right?" - random dude
**Takes off the dudes glasses, PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE** - Wuwi
**puts the dudes glasses back on** NO, NO I WOULDN'T - wuwi
haha no mames!!!
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Post by hoth on Oct 3, 2007 16:29:28 GMT -5
that's better than DAMIAN, "nah dude i was at the zona...and this guy jumped out at me with a knife........so i shot him with my gun." damian once told me he had a gun pulled on him, and he told the dude, "what are you going to do with that, besides piss me off" |
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Post by Aleksksks on Oct 3, 2007 17:50:06 GMT -5
hahahaha, and all this time I thought he was only funny on the message board.
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Post by josueedge on Oct 4, 2007 19:24:41 GMT -5
LMAO! chinga these storie are fucking funny
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