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Post by jess on Jan 19, 2007 14:57:41 GMT -5
this board should adopt the dancing banana.
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Post by xMaurox on Jan 19, 2007 15:17:16 GMT -5
life is not posi george. jesus, grow up son!
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Post by hothgoth on Jan 19, 2007 21:20:39 GMT -5
InnerGoat: My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far.
She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea
I went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep.
The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip.
She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.
I really do kind of miss her though.
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Post by xMaurox on Jan 20, 2007 0:14:23 GMT -5
....awkward
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Post by xNickyx on Jan 20, 2007 0:22:55 GMT -5
InnerGoat: My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far. She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex. After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea I went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep. The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip. She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left. I really do kind of miss her though. No offense, but that was pointless dude. ;D |
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Post by xtonyx on Jan 20, 2007 0:48:47 GMT -5
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Post by gnarlyXcharly on Jan 20, 2007 1:25:00 GMT -5
woa, awkward yes, funny also
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Post by xODIO PUROx on Jan 20, 2007 12:14:46 GMT -5
InnerGoat: My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far. She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex. After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea I went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep. The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip. She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left. I really do kind of miss her though. best post in this thread so far. |
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Post by Jesus. on Jan 23, 2007 0:26:06 GMT -5
this thread sucks
if the guy was nazi or not he didnt deserve to die.......alex i understand violence isnt the answer or whatever........jj and jess.........i get what your saying...................lizz its either us or them im sure a nazi isnt gonna go a show to have some "fun"
they are prolly just looking for trouble or for someone to beat up.............
SO NAZIS AT SHOWS DESERVE TO GET SOME TEETH KNOCKED OUT......
ponce.........yeah dude right on lets welcome nazis to our scene...
osker's a fagg......
the end
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Post by freddo on Jan 24, 2007 0:11:02 GMT -5
this thread sucks if the guy was nazi or not he didnt deserve to die.......alex i understand violence isnt the answer or whatever........jj and jess.........i get what your saying...................lizz its either us or them im sure a nazi isnt gonna go a show to have some "fun" they are prolly just looking for trouble or for someone to beat up............. SO NAZIS AT SHOWS DESERVE TO GET SOME TEETH KNOCKED OUT...... ponce.........yeah dude right on lets welcome nazis to our scene... osker's a fagg...... the end dude, you forgot about me asshole!  |
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Post by STEPHANIE on Jan 24, 2007 19:31:29 GMT -5
Who the fuck thinks being a NAZI is cool?
If you didn't live it, don't be it
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Post by Aleksksks on Jan 24, 2007 20:05:16 GMT -5
this thread sure went in a horrible direction
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Post by xNickyx on Jan 24, 2007 22:18:40 GMT -5
this thread sure went in a horrible direction |
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Post by xODIO PUROx on Jan 24, 2007 22:22:49 GMT -5
this thread sure went in a horrible direction ...but I'm just an 11 year old kid who's up past his bedtime, who am I to talk? srsly. |
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Post by Aleksksks on Jan 24, 2007 23:35:17 GMT -5
dejalo aprovechado!
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